French toast
Everyone knows that everyone eats what everyone like in every morning of their lives.
So everyone is eating a magnificent everyday meal in every morning, called french toast.
It kind’of looks like this :
and it’s FRENCH !!! (which must mean it’s spectacular)
(PS : “every” is a very common used english word by the french, because they like the “rrrrr” in it)
October 4th, 2007 at 8:07 am
NO NO, my dear ignorant American friend, French toast is not French, nor is French bread, French vanilla coffee, etc., etc., etc.
It is a marketing ploy used by greedy American companies to try to fool the unsuspecting American consumer that the crap he is eating is better than it is because it has French in front of it (everyone knows that American food is just like British food, it basically sucks).
I am surprised that being in advertising you would not know that. But then again, you have an American brain, enough said!!!
November 27th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
I see here that Alexandre, a typical Frenchman, says that French toast is not French! Oh! Definitely! Thank you for letting us know that French are not clever enough to invent such thing.
February 26th, 2010 at 7:13 pm
French toast is not French. THAT’s a fact.
If you had been in France once, you would know that. I have never eat that shit. It’s pretty hard to find it in France, by the way (You can eat that in some hostels, I guess…)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_toast
I don’t know why I answer you, because I’m sure that it doesn’t make any difference. After reading some of articles, I can say, without making a mistake, that you are very narrow-minded. (say it friendly, of course). But, yeah, you’re also very funny. I keep laughing when I read all that bullshits you name ‘Facts’. xD