French nails
The french women, after having a croissant up on the tour d’Eiffel, thought they should stop cutting their nails like the other women do, and should proove that they’re special, french special.
So one day one of the smarter french women was slicing some french-bread for her eating pleasure while butt-naked, and suddenly not paying attention, she accidentally pressed the butcher knife onto her nails instead of cutting the bread.
And she did this straight shape on her nails. When the other french women saw her, they were jaelous and they cut their nails like that too, and so the French nails style was invented. Now women everywhere use them, even my wife (even if she is a Frenchhater too), just so they’ll feel more french. Everybody knows that French is Better !
Here are some ugly fugly french nails :

October 9th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
you know, it’s called French manucure but it’s actually American…