I hate french people

The force that the Jedi masters and the Sith lords use is french !

I actually heard this one from my wife, because she is a Frenchhater too you know …
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine.
It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says, “Pierre, kiss me!”.
Pierre […]

French music is gay.

Q: Did you hear about England’s new zoo?
A: They put a fence around France.

A French and American general were surveying a battlefield.
A bullet strikes the American general, grazing his arm.
He shouts: “Aide! Bring me my red jacket!”.
The French general asks: “Why did you do that?”.
The American general responds: “So my men don’t see that I’m bleeding, and lose hope.”
A second bullet narrowly misses the French general’s […]