French Archive for June, 2007

Once Upon A Time

Sunday, June 24th, 2007

Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising french coincidence, both were blind from birth.
One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped […]

French joke

Saturday, June 23rd, 2007

Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The French Army.

French job

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

The slimy french usually have average jobs, but who in the french god’s name would like to be a mime ??
I tell you who, THE FRENCH !!!
PS: Check out ze sexi ladies in the background. Pretty good eh ?

Hello France!

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

Oooh la-laaa … bonjour bonjur mon petit french dudez.
I’m Jaques-Francois Frenchhater, and I hate french people. I salute you french men and of course the french women, maybe even the petit children, for I am here to present France (ta-na-naaaaaa) from a different point of view, and the french way of living.
So bookmark or something, […]

I especially hate the slimy french cheese-eating surrendering monkey-frogs.