I hate french people

Messeur Idlestrikingmilitantsurrenderer

Well I think I hate French people more than you, what is it with these
dirty peasants lined up taking a piss at the side of the road.
I came across your site wanting to create my own, I hate them, they
complain about human rights in Somalia and then when the US do
something they complain about the US. (Im not a Yank nor a Yank lover
because I am above you all, I am from England).
Then, they live in almost third world squalour for main, did you know
that poor English Chavs buy French property because a. its cheap and
b. the shit wine is cheap. English Chavs are on a similar level to the
french, first, the english fekn hate them and second, they think
france is ok. The property is cheap cos its made from mud and sticks
with no foundation, a bit like the French, they have shit so many
battles they really cant justify their past, its a society built on
foundations given to them by the west. The shit wine is cheap cos its
shit, they then fake how shit it is and sell it to the Yanks who
couldnt tell the difference, the reason, cos there is no difference,
it all comes from grapes, french grapes, so its all shit. Then they
claim that because Champagne comes from a region in france only they
can sell it and then they sell Citreons and Peugeots made in other
countries and dont complain, proving they are hypocrits.
They have a Foreign Legion which takes all the troops from other
countries because the french people are bread as shitbags and are
useless in the military. They steal designs such as their Refael and
they smoke too much and are slimy, they also have an aircraft carrier
which has never been out of the north sea and ENGLISH Channel cos once
it leaves french water there is chance it may be involved in conflict
with small sailing craft and fishermen.
You know if a frenchman has been in your house because your dog is
pregnant, your planters are full of piss and there is a stale smell of
gitanes.
I remember when they won the world cup (soccer yank) Only once before
had such a hated team take part in a global sports event, Nazis in the
Olympics, why didnt the French didnt walk out in the qualifying
matches? Becuase their manager wasnt French and their key players were
all only first generation Frogs, they have bred now so they are
unsavable.
I hate the French because they have never done any good for anything
ever, they are rude, arrogant and self important when they have done
nothing to justify this, in short, you fuckin french
twats.

I completely agree.

The French Kiss was invented so that when French men kissed each other, so that their beards wouldn’t act like velcro and stick together hindering them when putting their hands in the air to
surrender quickly when required.

The methodology (it also works for French women’s facial hair) is to approach the other person at a 38 degree angle, using tongues to ensure that garlickly saliva flows down both faces, preventing a catastrophic adhesion.

The mouths are kept open for breathing, so that the amount of rancid odour is minimised. In later years, French people smelled so appalling they developed the “air kiss” which limits any contact between disgusting French people and real human beings.

(sent by Lucifer DeVil, thank you)

Well I’m also getting mail with “congrats Frenchhater”, so I think it would be nice to post it online.

First one in this category would be Joel:

Dude, you made my day!
After a long French-hating day. Being frenched around by these rude,
smelly frogs, I could not help myself but to Google “I hate French
People” and I found your blog.
I am actually not in France but in Luxembourg. Luxembourgish are nice,
but they get a lot of northern-Frenchies to work (mostly of cleaning
up Luxembourgish people creappers and other hihgly qualified jobs). Of
course Luxembourgish speak English, German, Luxembourgish, too, they
have their own language, everything. When you encounter someone that
does not speak anything but French and he/she is being an asshole to
you, you have found a French. Seriously, las year 6 months in Paris,
beautiful city, awesome, but I would still dron an H-bomb on it.
Well, luckily the Frenchies are going to be out-breeded soon by the
Algerians, Inch Allah.
Keep up the good French-hating!
Cheers!!!

Thanks Joel, I will.

In case you didn’t catch the news lately, there was a French Giant Condom thing a couple of days ago. The French called it the “Condomfiere” …

The 40-meter-high Condomfiere will fly on every continent starting next Dec. 1, the World Day against AIDS, to promote condom use and prevention against sexually transmitted diseases.

My thoughts on the French Giant Condom:
- only the French can do such a thing
- french people are hypocrites because they never use protection, but they have a good reason because french illnesses surrender pretty fast
- the French probably stay awake at night, thinking of ways to piss off the rest of the world
- I hope they release it from the Eiffel Tower, and I hope it breaks (both the condom and ze tower).

Hey there, I’m back from my frenchhating vacation in the French Alps.

It wasn’t as cold as I expected but I managed to have fun somehow.

So expect new content soon, after I get rid of all this french spam.

Vive la France !!! No, not really.

All French people, sooner or later, will get something inserted up their ass.